13 Gloriously Terrifying Job Ads: A Halloween Special

Cos it’s Halloween, and the number 13 wants to rear its ugly head in every way possible, we present to you: the 13 most terrifying job ads ever. If you’ve got a fiendish love of snails, a death wish or a criminal record, these peeps want to hear from you.

God speed. It’s a workplace jungle out there.

THE DINOSAUR-HATER

 

THE EVIL GENIUS

 

THE “NO HOBBIES ALLOWED”

 

THE SNAIL FETISHIST

 

THE “POSSIBLE SALARY”

 

THE STRAIGHT-TALKERS

 

THE KILLER CABBIE

 

THE SUB

 

THE “WE’RE NOT AFRAID OF A DISCRIMINATION LAWSUIT”

 

THE JUDGMENTAL AND PROUD

 

THE “PROBABLY NOT WRITTEN BY A HUMAN”

THE ADVENTURE

 

THE DEATH-BY-ACRONYMS

 

 

GET MORE STUFF LIKE THIS.

 

If these goosebump-inducing specimens tickled your fancy, continue your jaunt through terror with theĀ 7 worst cover letters ever written.

 

And if you need some time to recover from those mental images of what the snail job could entail, poke your nose through our calming selection of useful and decidedly mollusc-free bits and pieces:

How to apply for jobs via recruitment agencies without losing your marbles

Interview tips: don’ts, dos, and some surprising good news

10 steps to writing the world’s greatest CV

 

By Corissa Nunn, European Development at Enternships

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